You might be a redneck… “A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple’s mobile home, authorities said.” Beer bottles? Check. Alligator? Check. Trailer park? Check.
He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol. The old, “She got angry because we ran out of beer” defense. Check. LOL!
He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.
The old, “She got angry because we ran out of beer” defense. Check.
LOL!