Fer th’ last three trips t’ Starbuccaneers, I ordered me the same brew, blended with ice. The scurvy dogs arsked me an I wanted whipped cream atop me drink, and every time, I replied, “No, thanks.”
Yet every time, me drink, it had whipped cream atop it!
This were three different houses of coffee, scuppering the same drink i’ th’ same manner!
It’s enough to make a pirate want to walk th’ plank hisself!
But today, aye, at yet a fourth tavern, were the barkeeps listenin’! Today, I had me a drink without whipped cream!
Methinks I oughter have tipped ’em an extra piece of eight!
You’re the third person on my friends page to talk like a pirate today. Did I miss a memo?
Avast! This be th’ yearly Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Aye, I’ll just make sure ye gets yerself a copy o’ tha’ memo…